The Greatest Show on Earth

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome to the greatest show on earth. Paxton the Magnificent mystifies his audience with tricks that few can do.  What can you expect to see you might ask.

Poop Slinging
One of Paxton the Magnificent's newest tricks. Watch him as he slowly removes his diaper in bed. Oh, and that's not all folks. You have yet to see what he can do. You'll either see him attempt to camouflage himself by rubbing it all over his body and sheets. Or, you might get lucky and see him throw it all over his room.

Walker Walking
When you think you've seen it all... Watch Paxton defy logic as he walks his walker into objects and cries because it won't continue to move forward. It will make you wonder- Why doesn't he just get down, go to the other side and walk the other way?

Banana Book
See diction at its best. Hear the fantastical, magical and natural sounds of nature as Paxton brings his books of fruit right to an audience member and yells "BANANA." You can turn it to any page. It doesn't matter. He will continue to yell banana.

Hungry enough not to eat
If you think the show's over then you're in for a surprise! Watch as natural law is defeated. Listen to the beautiful sounds of Paxton crying for food only to throw his food on the floor when it's in front of him. It will leave you saying, "What?"

In case the aerobatic gravity defying food flying through the air isn't enough, watch as he throws everything. It's one of his favorite tricks.

Sleepless Scream
The lights have gone dim. The little boy lays his on his bead. His eyes begin to flutter and the audience says "awww." That's when the blood curdling screams begin. Why go to sleep when he can yell to keep himself awake. It's an audience favorite.

Bear Crawl
Watch as the ever-so-flexible Paxton walks on his feet and hands across the house at a record slow pace. It's his best Mowgli impression yet.

Drink Slayer
You won't believe your eyes as Paxton knocks over one drink a day. Will his parents ever learn that they shouldn't leave their drinks where he can get them?

"Outdide"
For the conclusion of the show, watch as Paxton pulls up to the screen door, banks on it over and over and yells "outdide!" You will be amazed as his parents don't fulfill his wish. Paxton's lungs will expand beyond measure as he takes in extra air for the series of yelling and crying. It will make you think "Why do they keep the door open?"

It's an amazing show that you don't want to miss.